1 00:00:53,889 --> 00:00:58,933 PHONE BOOK 2 00:01:00,029 --> 00:01:04,688 Film by Nelson LYON 3 00:01:06,190 --> 00:01:12,587 Starring: Roger CARMEL, Norman ROSE, Barry MORSE 4 00:01:14,078 --> 00:01:18,790 Also: Sarah KENNEDY and others 5 00:01:42,116 --> 00:01:48,653 Production designer: Jim TAYLOR 6 00:02:08,056 --> 00:02:13,655 DOP: Leon PERER Editing: Len SALZBERG 7 00:02:21,784 --> 00:02:26,713 Composer and conductor: Nate SESSOVER 8 00:02:38,504 --> 00:02:42,720 Producer: Mervyn BLOCH 9 00:02:44,112 --> 00:02:48,013 Scriptwriter and director: Nelson LYON 10 00:04:17,602 --> 00:04:18,937 Good afternoon. 11 00:04:19,020 --> 00:04:20,605 Service “Call to the Lord.” 12 00:04:20,647 --> 00:04:26,027 O All-Merciful One, accept prayers for us and our neighbors. 13 00:04:26,110 --> 00:04:30,240 Protect from the temptations of those who fell into despondency. 14 00:04:30,281 --> 00:04:33,535 Give us strength to resist unclean 15 00:04:33,618 --> 00:04:37,580 Don't leave someone who is lonely who fears evil... 16 00:04:37,622 --> 00:04:40,416 who is tired and depressed... 17 00:04:40,500 --> 00:04:44,128 who suffers himself and sees the suffering of his neighbor. 18 00:04:44,254 --> 00:04:49,759 Strengthen our souls, teach us long-suffering. 19 00:04:50,426 --> 00:04:52,136 Amen. 20 00:04:52,262 --> 00:04:54,138 Thank you for your call. 21 00:04:54,222 --> 00:04:59,727 Call our hotline. We are waiting for you. Good luck! 22 00:06:16,596 --> 00:06:18,306 Well, hello. 23 00:06:18,389 --> 00:06:23,269 I call one by one very important matter. 24 00:06:23,311 --> 00:06:25,813 I was simply captivated by yours awesome tits. 25 00:06:30,735 --> 00:06:34,739 I'm eager to start my leg **** right for you... 26 00:06:38,201 --> 00:06:40,912 Hold your nose thumb and forefinger... 27 00:06:40,995 --> 00:06:43,748 and pull him to your ****... 28 00:06:46,668 --> 00:06:50,463 So, while the right hand located in the specified area... 29 00:06:50,588 --> 00:06:52,632 you take the ball chocolate ice cream... 30 00:06:52,674 --> 00:06:57,303 with crispy cashew nuts, filled with cream... 31 00:06:57,345 --> 00:07:01,683 and slowly lubricate it all your ****... 32 00:07:06,020 --> 00:07:09,107 I'm a businessman. I am responsible for a lot. 33 00:07:09,274 --> 00:07:13,278 I'm paying the bills everything is under control. 34 00:07:13,444 --> 00:07:15,488 You won't be spoiled with me. 35 00:07:17,490 --> 00:07:21,995 I eat decently surrounded by models. 36 00:07:22,912 --> 00:07:27,542 In general, I'm standing on my feet so you'll go to hell. 37 00:07:28,168 --> 00:07:31,880 My secret... inner peace. 38 00:07:35,300 --> 00:07:38,428 But before I made calls I was playing around. 39 00:07:38,553 --> 00:07:41,556 I'm not afraid to report this... 40 00:07:41,639 --> 00:07:43,850 because now I'm already back to normal. 41 00:07:44,601 --> 00:07:48,938 Although... I did God knows what! 42 00:07:50,190 --> 00:07:55,028 Before you dial the number... 43 00:07:55,111 --> 00:07:59,699 I dipped my free hand into a bowl of soup. 44 00:08:00,575 --> 00:08:02,160 It seems... 45 00:08:02,243 --> 00:08:07,582 most of all then... I loved bean 46 00:08:07,665 --> 00:08:09,292 It's funny to me! 47 00:08:09,959 --> 00:08:16,341 But now we can safely discuss this. Everything must be under control. 48 00:08:17,759 --> 00:08:25,850 In short, it's out of my hands for now thick, hot liquid flowed down... 49 00:08:27,310 --> 00:08:29,437 I called the sisters of mercy. 50 00:08:30,021 --> 00:08:36,528 Such communication with nuns lasted... for about 10 years. 51 00:08:37,904 --> 00:08:42,283 You know... These are incredibly sincere people. 52 00:08:42,408 --> 00:08:44,369 They will always listen to you. 53 00:08:46,663 --> 00:08:52,836 And now... there's no need to lead dirty conversations with strangers. 54 00:08:54,295 --> 00:09:01,010 You see, I'm aware that in a year we will all be dead. 55 00:09:01,094 --> 00:09:04,806 The world will be swallowed up by the rebel from the depths of Atlantis. 56 00:09:04,848 --> 00:09:08,393 will appear with her little green man... 57 00:09:08,476 --> 00:09:12,730 and blind us with its icy radiance! 58 00:09:15,942 --> 00:09:20,780 This light this is secret knowledge... 59 00:09:21,531 --> 00:09:26,911 brought peace to my soul, allowed me to establish a healthy personal life... 60 00:09:27,036 --> 00:09:29,164 and get rich. 61 00:09:31,708 --> 00:09:33,501 Good luck to you. 62 00:10:10,497 --> 00:10:11,956 Hello? 63 00:10:19,714 --> 00:10:24,233 Well, I'm happy for you. It's even enviable. 64 00:10:24,276 --> 00:10:28,306 Just a voice on the phone but it's like a work of art! 65 00:10:38,983 --> 00:10:43,154 God, I wish you had heard! This is some kind of smooth-talking demon! 66 00:10:45,406 --> 00:10:51,162 Another time... I'll be happy to I'll listen to that... 67 00:10:51,287 --> 00:10:53,790 what will this charming one say? gentleman... 68 00:10:53,873 --> 00:10:56,000 Yes, it’s like that in my life no one communicated! 69 00:10:56,084 --> 00:10:58,670 You have to be able to do this wrap up your thoughts! 70 00:10:58,753 --> 00:11:03,842 Listen... can you imagine You can’t, I’m so busy. 71 00:11:42,030 --> 00:11:43,323 Hello? 72 00:11:43,407 --> 00:11:45,409 Well, hello. 73 00:11:46,410 --> 00:11:50,455 What a strange time for intimate calls... Continue! 74 00:11:50,539 --> 00:11:52,874 Our acquaintance was very... 75 00:11:53,917 --> 00:11:55,544 ...impressive. 76 00:11:55,627 --> 00:12:01,425 I thought the calls should be transferred on a daily basis... 77 00:12:02,843 --> 00:12:05,637 ...I hope there will be no objections. 78 00:12:06,722 --> 00:12:11,018 Then you need to know that I am very picky. 79 00:12:11,101 --> 00:12:15,314 I love attention and a little jealous. 80 00:12:15,397 --> 00:12:19,484 But the main thing is I'm like a tigress in bed! 81 00:12:19,568 --> 00:12:21,028 That’s wonderful. 82 00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:26,199 So, you don’t have to be modest, but do four or five sessions a day... 83 00:12:26,617 --> 00:12:29,870 ...exactly as much as you can stand. 84 00:12:29,953 --> 00:12:31,872 Don't be afraid What should I report to the police? 85 00:12:31,914 --> 00:12:34,499 No, I ate the dog on the bells. 86 00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:36,793 To trust a person... 87 00:12:36,919 --> 00:12:38,629 my voice is enough. 88 00:12:43,216 --> 00:12:45,344 Actually, I'm pretty. 89 00:12:46,011 --> 00:12:48,347 I don't have any clothes on. 90 00:12:49,181 --> 00:12:50,682 Well, shall we continue? 91 00:12:50,807 --> 00:12:52,851 Come on a little later. 92 00:12:53,435 --> 00:12:55,896 I owe someone else call 93 00:12:56,021 --> 00:12:57,814 Let's meet! 94 00:12:57,940 --> 00:13:00,067 We hardly know each other... 95 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:04,112 ...what if I'm a monster? 96 00:13:04,196 --> 00:13:07,199 Don't be ridiculous! You are a magician! 97 00:13:07,282 --> 00:13:09,660 You are very reckless. 98 00:13:10,327 --> 00:13:12,412 Make an appointment with me! 99 00:13:16,083 --> 00:13:17,167 Well, please. 100 00:13:19,211 --> 00:13:20,796 Well, please. 101 00:13:29,972 --> 00:13:31,515 My name is John Smith... 102 00:13:32,516 --> 00:13:35,060 ...it's in the reference book. 103 00:13:35,143 --> 00:13:36,728 On the phone? 104 00:13:36,812 --> 00:13:38,564 Exactly. 105 00:13:38,897 --> 00:13:40,816 Around Manhattan. 106 00:13:41,108 --> 00:13:44,444 TRY TO FIND IT YOURSELF. 107 00:13:44,903 --> 00:13:47,864 I AM WAITING FOR A CALL FROM YOU. 108 00:13:54,288 --> 00:13:55,914 What can you say about what you saw... 109 00:13:55,998 --> 00:14:01,128 except that it's frank adult content? 110 00:14:01,211 --> 00:14:03,714 A special type of provocation... 111 00:14:03,797 --> 00:14:08,552 which only those go to who has problems with taste. 112 00:14:12,681 --> 00:14:16,935 Hello, it's not you Did you just call me? 113 00:14:18,395 --> 00:14:23,025 Hello, it's not you Did you just call me? 114 00:14:23,108 --> 00:14:25,068 Hello... this is... 115 00:14:25,903 --> 00:14:26,987 not you... 116 00:14:27,070 --> 00:14:30,198 You... are not the same John Smith, who calls the ladies? 117 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:32,367 Are you the one? Oh my! 118 00:14:33,577 --> 00:14:36,496 Surely you have done it a hundred times heard the opinion... 119 00:14:36,663 --> 00:14:41,001 that this or that film became a revelation to the public. 120 00:14:41,627 --> 00:14:44,922 However, thinking people like you we figured it out a long time ago... 121 00:14:45,047 --> 00:14:49,092 what are these statements penny price. 122 00:14:49,176 --> 00:14:50,886 First demonstrate... 123 00:14:53,513 --> 00:14:56,600 then prove it and then tell me the story. 124 00:15:15,911 --> 00:15:20,999 The camera will not always convey what's on your mind. 125 00:15:21,625 --> 00:15:24,628 Cinema is an uncompromising thing. 126 00:15:24,670 --> 00:15:28,507 You must dedicate every a piece of nature... 127 00:15:28,632 --> 00:15:32,761 be as much as possible involved in the process. 128 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:39,059 Take off your raincoat. 129 00:15:40,102 --> 00:15:42,312 What's going on here? 130 00:15:42,396 --> 00:15:44,815 Let's get started from traditional poses. 131 00:15:44,940 --> 00:15:47,234 Everything has its turn. 132 00:15:47,276 --> 00:15:50,654 How do you know it's you? Did they call me today? 133 00:15:50,779 --> 00:15:55,284 Don't even doubt it! Who did I call today? 134 00:15:55,367 --> 00:15:58,954 You can’t remember them all at once! My head is a mess. 135 00:15:59,079 --> 00:16:01,873 Why talk so much obscenities? 136 00:16:01,957 --> 00:16:05,294 For self-protection, to exclude incriminating evidence. 137 00:16:05,460 --> 00:16:09,881 This is the rule: speak first vulgarity - as a filter. 138 00:16:09,923 --> 00:16:12,801 - Why do you need a filter? - I said - for protection! 139 00:16:12,926 --> 00:16:16,179 It's better not to fuss with my work and don’t tease the authorities. 140 00:16:16,263 --> 00:16:18,682 Is this what you call work? 141 00:16:20,934 --> 00:16:22,603 No, this is "rest"! 142 00:16:22,769 --> 00:16:25,856 And what kind of profession is this? 143 00:16:31,778 --> 00:16:35,616 What if I'm the greatest in history porn actor? 144 00:16:35,741 --> 00:16:39,536 No... what do you mean "if"? That's who I am! 145 00:16:39,661 --> 00:16:43,290 - An actor named John Smith? - Just imagine. 146 00:16:44,416 --> 00:16:47,711 Of course, they are accepted into porn pseudonyms. 147 00:16:47,836 --> 00:16:52,841 It’s not that the name is completely flaccid, but here we need scope. 148 00:16:53,508 --> 00:16:57,930 Agree, nickname Gar-Pun capable of amazement? 149 00:17:00,474 --> 00:17:03,101 Remember: Gar is my name. 150 00:17:04,353 --> 00:17:08,273 And Pun is, like, a surname. 151 00:17:09,524 --> 00:17:13,737 It seemed to me that you were not very wanted to meet with me. 152 00:17:13,820 --> 00:17:18,951 I can’t process everyone at once! We need a response, a response. 153 00:17:19,034 --> 00:17:22,788 I must believe in the flame unquenchable passions... 154 00:17:22,913 --> 00:17:28,543 ...at the other end of the line. My charisma needs to be given back. 155 00:17:28,669 --> 00:17:32,297 Well, that's it. Come on, get dressed. 156 00:17:33,173 --> 00:17:36,301 Listen, you were even too active. 157 00:17:36,385 --> 00:17:39,554 Don't forget: your character comes from a decent family! 158 00:17:39,638 --> 00:17:41,890 You have children. 159 00:17:42,015 --> 00:17:43,892 Who's next? 160 00:17:53,735 --> 00:17:55,362 Let's all go! 161 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:57,489 All at once! 162 00:18:00,242 --> 00:18:01,910 Let's heat it up! 163 00:18:03,036 --> 00:18:06,206 In position No. 72! 164 00:18:54,338 --> 00:18:57,966 We'll have to wait, honey. It’s okay, soon you will prove yourself. 165 00:18:58,691 --> 00:19:00,068 I don't understand what you mean? 166 00:19:00,109 --> 00:19:02,946 We have screen tests!.. I thought you were smart. 167 00:19:03,029 --> 00:19:06,241 My triumphant comeback to the industry! 168 00:19:06,724 --> 00:19:11,646 I'm trying myself as a director and the central character. 169 00:19:13,522 --> 00:19:15,816 Like Chaplin or Wells. 170 00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:20,196 It won't be just a movie, but my personal statement. 171 00:19:21,155 --> 00:19:23,082 And what's the plot? 172 00:19:23,117 --> 00:19:27,144 Impassive obstruction the current state of society. 173 00:19:27,179 --> 00:19:29,021 What's wrong with society? 174 00:19:29,104 --> 00:19:31,990 Fuck you... This is not the time for discussion. 175 00:19:32,015 --> 00:19:33,927 Society in conflict with the elements! 176 00:19:43,843 --> 00:19:46,680 So... everyone who didn't fit in, leave your phone number. 177 00:19:46,763 --> 00:19:50,308 If fantasy illuminates, I'll call you. 178 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:03,320 And don't make obscene calls, you are a brilliant storyteller. 179 00:20:06,615 --> 00:20:10,119 Look in the refrigerator rectal ointment. 180 00:20:10,244 --> 00:20:14,039 You, let's go a little to the left. Let's show passion! 181 00:20:14,164 --> 00:20:16,542 Can't you be more serious?! 182 00:20:16,625 --> 00:20:20,754 Our business is not so romantic as everyone thinks. 183 00:20:23,382 --> 00:20:25,884 Cherry baby good morning. 184 00:20:26,010 --> 00:20:29,597 Come on honey do your job. 185 00:20:39,872 --> 00:20:41,874 Get this out of my sight! 186 00:21:23,639 --> 00:21:26,559 Thank you Cherry just brilliant! 187 00:21:36,061 --> 00:21:38,980 - Listen, what is your name? - Alice. 188 00:21:45,153 --> 00:21:47,113 Well, take off your raincoat! 189 00:21:55,163 --> 00:21:58,249 Looks like I found what what I was looking for. 190 00:22:17,901 --> 00:22:23,323 The right heel is freed - for now this is all I can offer. 191 00:22:23,490 --> 00:22:25,367 Don't worry, honey. 192 00:22:25,575 --> 00:22:27,869 If you are active, I will pay a hundredfold. 193 00:22:27,911 --> 00:22:29,830 I'll promote you higher. 194 00:22:29,871 --> 00:22:32,833 To where you can safely act with your mouth. 195 00:22:37,629 --> 00:22:39,881 Well, why are you seated? 196 00:22:42,134 --> 00:22:44,952 I have a problem: I don't know what to do with this. 197 00:22:45,052 --> 00:22:48,098 And you improvise, baby, improvise! 198 00:22:58,191 --> 00:23:01,069 Okay, somebody give me call me! 199 00:23:06,742 --> 00:23:11,038 Hello, good afternoon. Dyramount Company. 200 00:23:11,121 --> 00:23:12,706 Whom? 201 00:23:12,831 --> 00:23:15,792 Ah... yes, I understand. Just a minute please! 202 00:23:15,876 --> 00:23:21,798 So, let’s pass the phone together girl on the right heel! 203 00:23:23,133 --> 00:23:24,843 Thank you. 204 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:34,978 Cover your nose with your hand and swallow... 205 00:23:38,607 --> 00:23:39,691 Hello? 206 00:23:39,775 --> 00:23:41,652 Well, hello. 207 00:23:41,777 --> 00:23:42,527 God, is that you?! 208 00:23:42,653 --> 00:23:44,613 Who else! 209 00:23:44,738 --> 00:23:46,156 Who's in bed with me? 210 00:23:46,281 --> 00:23:48,575 I think he's a swindler. 211 00:23:48,659 --> 00:23:49,826 Where can I look for you? 212 00:23:49,910 --> 00:23:52,537 Everything is there. 213 00:23:52,871 --> 00:23:55,582 In the phone book. 214 00:24:24,069 --> 00:24:25,654 In short, Alice... 215 00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:30,367 stop making calls to hell with these scammers. 216 00:24:30,450 --> 00:24:33,578 Relationships like this highway to nowhere. 217 00:24:33,704 --> 00:24:35,205 Don't be afraid, I'll be careful. 218 00:24:35,505 --> 00:24:39,490 Why do you need me? Stay at home, take calls. 219 00:24:39,525 --> 00:24:41,628 I'm bored at home. 220 00:24:41,712 --> 00:24:44,631 If I'm sitting there I want to kill myself. 221 00:24:44,715 --> 00:24:46,383 The house is disturbing my psyche. 222 00:24:48,135 --> 00:24:52,431 Next time... I will of course accept you. 223 00:24:52,514 --> 00:24:56,685 Not now... but another time come whenever you feel like it. 224 00:24:56,810 --> 00:25:00,814 Well, let me go to the bathroom, I'll sit there. 225 00:25:00,897 --> 00:25:04,943 You know, the bathroom you can't borrow. 226 00:25:05,110 --> 00:25:06,695 Sorry, time's up. 227 00:25:06,778 --> 00:25:09,781 Pay five cents in the next five minutes. 228 00:25:09,865 --> 00:25:12,451 I only have a subway token stayed... 229 00:25:12,534 --> 00:25:13,994 Sorry, time's up. 230 00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:16,163 Pay five cents in the next five minutes. 231 00:25:16,204 --> 00:25:18,624 I only have a subway token! 232 00:25:26,256 --> 00:25:29,801 Sorry, time's up. Pay five cents... 233 00:27:59,825 --> 00:28:03,495 Fuck off!.. Fuck off! Help! 234 00:28:03,579 --> 00:28:05,539 Fuck off! 235 00:28:05,664 --> 00:28:10,586 - No, please, no!.. - Stop, stop! Where are you going?! 236 00:28:10,669 --> 00:28:12,462 Well, stop, please! 237 00:28:12,629 --> 00:28:15,215 Wait a minute! Stop! 238 00:28:15,299 --> 00:28:18,802 Stop, stop! Stop! 239 00:28:22,556 --> 00:28:24,516 Oh... heart! 240 00:28:27,102 --> 00:28:29,771 What did you think? Am I a pervert? 241 00:28:29,897 --> 00:28:32,357 No, I thought you were some kind of public figure... 242 00:28:32,482 --> 00:28:35,444 or borrow important diplomatic post. 243 00:28:35,569 --> 00:28:38,822 Yes, I'm one of the most dear psychotherapists... 244 00:28:38,947 --> 00:28:41,700 between the 45th and 53rd lines. 245 00:28:41,783 --> 00:28:43,327 - In what area? - On 8th Avenue. 246 00:28:43,494 --> 00:28:46,788 Born there of therapists there wasn't! 247 00:28:46,872 --> 00:28:49,833 That's why I opened there's an office there. 248 00:28:49,917 --> 00:28:54,421 I considered it my duty to include to psychoanalysis of the lower strata of the population... 249 00:28:54,546 --> 00:28:56,784 as long as the fee is paid. 250 00:28:56,884 --> 00:28:59,635 And you, by any chance, are not Mr. Smith, who is calling me? 251 00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:01,220 - Not at all. - Are you sure it’s not you? 252 00:29:01,303 --> 00:29:02,763 I say no! 253 00:29:02,846 --> 00:29:07,184 Sorry, I'm scared again miscalculated. 254 00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:13,357 Oh, what a furry thing! 255 00:29:18,570 --> 00:29:20,531 And the ass is like a nut. 256 00:29:21,281 --> 00:29:23,242 Hey... Hey! Hey, wait! 257 00:29:23,367 --> 00:29:25,118 Stop where you are!.. 258 00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:28,914 Hey, how are you... girl! Wait! Well, where are you going? 259 00:29:34,378 --> 00:29:37,923 It seems to me that you are quite sophisticated girl. 260 00:29:37,965 --> 00:29:41,468 Tell me: are you still capable? for some game... 261 00:29:41,635 --> 00:29:45,097 like the one who was naked in front of a stranger? 262 00:29:45,138 --> 00:29:46,223 Yes... 263 00:29:47,808 --> 00:29:53,146 twice a week I play with a big pink vibrator. 264 00:29:53,188 --> 00:29:55,357 Sometimes I take it to bed kitten 265 00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:59,736 And once a month I tell fortunes to a gypsy woman on a jar of your urine. 266 00:29:59,820 --> 00:30:03,073 Today I need a gentleman who, out of kindness, will give me coins, 267 00:30:03,157 --> 00:30:06,410 enough to make calls to everyone John Smith from the reference book. 268 00:30:06,493 --> 00:30:10,956 Then I will find the same John Smith, sweet-talking magician of dreams, 269 00:30:11,039 --> 00:30:16,378 awakened me divinely obscene call. 270 00:30:16,461 --> 00:30:18,672 I don't have a penny and I fell in love... 271 00:30:18,797 --> 00:30:21,508 So why didn't you say right away? what's broke? 272 00:30:21,592 --> 00:30:23,385 Ask - and I'll give you as much as you need. 273 00:30:23,468 --> 00:30:26,889 You can call for a week whoever you want. 274 00:30:33,187 --> 00:30:34,938 Let's get straight: what do you need? 275 00:30:39,985 --> 00:30:41,153 Entertain me. 276 00:30:51,205 --> 00:30:54,958 In short... if you give me an answer to all my questions... 277 00:30:55,083 --> 00:30:58,253 and not monosyllabically, but so that breathtaking... 278 00:30:58,420 --> 00:31:02,549 you'll fill your pockets with hard cash. So, question one... 279 00:31:02,674 --> 00:31:05,469 - What's your name? - Alice. 280 00:31:06,178 --> 00:31:11,767 I'm already 18 years old. Figure 120-60-90. 281 00:31:11,850 --> 00:31:14,061 Height 1.58 m. 282 00:31:14,228 --> 00:31:16,730 My Rh factor negative. 283 00:31:16,813 --> 00:31:19,399 According to my zodiac sign I am Pisces, Moon in Scorpio. 284 00:31:19,483 --> 00:31:21,818 Near the house the Moon is in Cancer, from the apartment - in Gemini. 285 00:31:21,944 --> 00:31:24,112 Say a dirty word. 286 00:31:37,125 --> 00:31:38,210 Sidewalk. 287 00:31:38,293 --> 00:31:40,546 - "Sidewalk"? - Sidewalk. 288 00:31:46,426 --> 00:31:48,387 Now explain why. 289 00:31:49,930 --> 00:31:52,516 Nothing, just for me this word is dirty. 290 00:31:52,641 --> 00:31:57,354 What's obscene and what's not The subconscious decides. 291 00:32:00,232 --> 00:32:05,571 However, you... forest witty fairy. 292 00:32:06,071 --> 00:32:12,035 It seems to me that your life is full wild stories, right? 293 00:32:12,161 --> 00:32:16,790 I guess I had to give it up Rorschach tests? 294 00:32:16,874 --> 00:32:18,250 Certainly! 295 00:32:21,378 --> 00:32:27,467 Tell me... what do you see in this picture? 296 00:32:51,450 --> 00:32:53,869 State of Maryland. 297 00:32:57,748 --> 00:32:59,958 - What?.. - Then a piglet. 298 00:33:05,088 --> 00:33:08,300 - What are you doing in bed? - I'm sleeping. 299 00:33:08,467 --> 00:33:12,930 - Let's say you wake up. - Then I get up. 300 00:33:13,013 --> 00:33:17,226 That's it, I understand! It's better with you speak directly, without equivocation. 301 00:33:18,060 --> 00:33:23,482 What is your most impressive sexual experience? 302 00:33:24,983 --> 00:33:26,944 What does "experience" mean? 303 00:33:35,619 --> 00:33:42,000 TELL US ABOUT THE BEST FUCK!.. DID YOU GET IT? 304 00:33:46,255 --> 00:33:49,258 ABOUT FUCK!.. FUCK! 305 00:33:57,599 --> 00:33:59,476 Got it. 306 00:33:59,601 --> 00:34:02,479 I'm glad for you... we're alive. Wonderful. 307 00:34:02,563 --> 00:34:05,399 In short, it was the most ordinary guy. 308 00:34:05,607 --> 00:34:10,070 He didn’t shine with intelligence, he looked plain, money is always running short. 309 00:34:10,195 --> 00:34:13,323 In general, like everyone else, nothing outstanding at all. 310 00:34:13,407 --> 00:34:15,993 But at the same time everything is his satisfied. 311 00:34:16,076 --> 00:34:18,662 No special torment pain in the stomach... 312 00:34:18,745 --> 00:34:23,250 Was successfully married and worked in a bank. 313 00:34:23,375 --> 00:34:26,920 It was a bank Chase Manhattan. 314 00:34:27,045 --> 00:34:30,716 - Don't drag your feet! - So... 315 00:34:31,592 --> 00:34:36,638 One morning he wakes up and with him it's like this... 316 00:34:37,514 --> 00:34:42,102 At first he didn't pay attention. I thought it was just a freak of nature. 317 00:34:42,186 --> 00:34:44,897 Normal thing for a guy in the prime of life. 318 00:34:44,980 --> 00:34:47,100 Dear, I don’t understand why Is there a catch? 319 00:34:47,125 --> 00:34:51,528 What... did this guy have not like everyone else? 320 00:34:52,112 --> 00:34:53,989 Happened to him... 321 00:34:54,823 --> 00:34:59,453 how to say... one thing misunderstanding. 322 00:35:00,162 --> 00:35:04,416 Okay, let's put it simply: he no longer seemed like a gentleman. 323 00:35:09,296 --> 00:35:14,343 This has never happened before. After all, I worked in a bank. 324 00:35:14,468 --> 00:35:18,388 - We already talked about the bank. - Where did you stop? 325 00:35:18,555 --> 00:35:21,892 The fact that you woke up and there it is... 326 00:35:21,975 --> 00:35:25,812 That's it - “and there it is” right under the blanket. 327 00:35:27,022 --> 00:35:30,359 It's like I'm sitting in a hut... 328 00:35:31,026 --> 00:35:32,986 that was the impression. 329 00:35:34,863 --> 00:35:42,621 At first I thought, well... I'll sit... wait a little... 330 00:35:42,746 --> 00:35:46,458 before you get up and greet someone. 331 00:35:46,625 --> 00:35:53,757 It seemed to me that... in such a physical "upgrade" is nothing special. 332 00:35:53,882 --> 00:35:57,678 Cool guys have this Happens often in the morning. 333 00:35:59,972 --> 00:36:05,853 You just have to wait for this working part of the body... 334 00:36:05,978 --> 00:36:08,564 calmed down a little. 335 00:36:08,647 --> 00:36:12,401 No matter how it is! I waited, but nothing changed. 336 00:36:12,484 --> 00:36:14,278 He was hard... 337 00:36:14,361 --> 00:36:15,612 and stuck... 338 00:36:16,196 --> 00:36:17,948 like a bayonet! 339 00:36:20,701 --> 00:36:24,246 There was even an element in this patriotism! 340 00:36:25,914 --> 00:36:30,711 I spent about an hour in the “lying up” position. 341 00:36:33,255 --> 00:36:35,716 Not that I was saints... 342 00:36:35,841 --> 00:36:38,677 just scaring your daughter I didn't want to 343 00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:41,471 appearing before her like this. I understand everything... 344 00:36:41,555 --> 00:36:46,602 sooner or later the child will have to do everything find out for yourself, but not so suddenly! 345 00:36:46,685 --> 00:36:49,464 And even with an example dads! 346 00:36:49,564 --> 00:36:53,692 Poor asshole - wife and children so they abandoned him. 347 00:36:53,775 --> 00:36:58,113 - Time to throw some money. - Of course... 348 00:36:58,197 --> 00:37:02,242 In general, he decided that besides himself he has no one to blame. 349 00:37:02,284 --> 00:37:04,244 He stopped going out from home, 350 00:37:04,286 --> 00:37:07,247 because I was on my own disgusting. 351 00:37:07,331 --> 00:37:08,790 Doctors visited him... 352 00:37:08,957 --> 00:37:12,669 skin infection specialists and various types of tumors. 353 00:37:12,836 --> 00:37:16,089 They wanted to send him for examination in a hospital. 354 00:37:16,173 --> 00:37:18,550 But it seemed to have taken root. 355 00:37:20,187 --> 00:37:23,440 Here are my roots! My homeland! 356 00:37:24,149 --> 00:37:28,695 Listen, doctors are a special people, extremely honest, crystal clear. 357 00:37:28,862 --> 00:37:31,291 And not these clowns! 358 00:37:31,326 --> 00:37:32,157 What does "clowns" mean? 359 00:37:36,495 --> 00:37:37,996 In short... 360 00:37:41,542 --> 00:37:49,925 when... they first came here... and realized where the dog was buried... 361 00:37:51,468 --> 00:37:52,970 they started laughing. 362 00:37:53,095 --> 00:37:55,639 They neighed like horses! 363 00:37:55,722 --> 00:37:57,558 Almost cracked. 364 00:38:01,395 --> 00:38:04,040 Do you understand my... condition? 365 00:38:04,140 --> 00:38:06,108 Don't delay! 366 00:38:07,359 --> 00:38:11,155 Time to splurge. The climax is coming! 367 00:38:14,616 --> 00:38:20,372 So, a week after... How this “happiness” came to me... 368 00:38:20,497 --> 00:38:25,919 I... looked out the window and saw her. 369 00:38:26,086 --> 00:38:32,426 She just stood there... I thought maybe waiting for a bus or something. 370 00:38:32,509 --> 00:38:34,761 But the bus left but she stayed! 371 00:38:34,928 --> 00:38:37,139 It's like I was under a spell. 372 00:38:37,181 --> 00:38:41,143 I shouted: “Hey, come here!” 373 00:38:41,268 --> 00:38:43,645 I thought it was so original. 374 00:38:43,770 --> 00:38:46,732 So modest... and intriguing. 375 00:38:46,815 --> 00:38:50,319 I made it clear to her what's what! 376 00:38:50,444 --> 00:38:53,780 Actually, there was nothing there explain. 377 00:38:53,864 --> 00:38:59,203 - Everything was clear as day. -You have a remarkable mind! 378 00:38:59,286 --> 00:39:01,914 He said that he crushed it and this way and that... 379 00:39:01,997 --> 00:39:05,250 poured a cold shower, hung weights, ate all sorts of rubbish. 380 00:39:05,375 --> 00:39:07,711 Now it was my turn. 381 00:39:11,089 --> 00:39:13,717 No... do this. 382 00:39:13,801 --> 00:39:15,260 Like this? 383 00:39:17,137 --> 00:39:20,557 Smart girl, smart girl, class! You know how smart you are. 384 00:39:22,226 --> 00:39:26,104 Now... do this. 385 00:39:26,271 --> 00:39:30,818 - Like this? - Exactly... exactly, that's it. 386 00:39:30,901 --> 00:39:33,153 And now... oh-oh, don't stop. 387 00:39:35,823 --> 00:39:38,951 Well, okay... now do this and that. 388 00:39:39,034 --> 00:39:40,577 - Like this? - Oh... 389 00:39:40,661 --> 00:39:44,039 - And so? - Oh-oh, how good, God. 390 00:39:44,164 --> 00:39:47,167 You're just a magician forest fairy... 391 00:39:52,673 --> 00:39:58,220 - We need to take a sip of water. - I beg you... 392 00:39:58,345 --> 00:40:01,056 ...don't go away, wait... 393 00:40:01,140 --> 00:40:08,272 ...it seems that any minute now... the gates will open to the country of strawberries! 394 00:40:12,109 --> 00:40:13,110 Wow... 395 00:40:21,869 --> 00:40:23,829 Scary! 396 00:40:27,207 --> 00:40:29,626 It's yum! 397 00:40:32,045 --> 00:40:34,339 What's the matter with you? 398 00:40:34,381 --> 00:40:38,844 The cashier pinched her finger! We'll fix everything now. 399 00:40:38,927 --> 00:40:40,679 And you continue. 400 00:40:40,804 --> 00:40:43,223 Tell me what happens next it happened! 401 00:40:43,307 --> 00:40:45,601 It doesn't matter anymore. 402 00:40:45,684 --> 00:40:49,605 Well, tell me, did the matter burn out? That's the point, Aliska! 403 00:40:49,688 --> 00:40:51,565 I don't remember anymore. 404 00:41:00,991 --> 00:41:02,968 Well, is that really possible, Alice? 405 00:41:02,994 --> 00:41:06,263 Where is your pity, compassion to human torment? 406 00:41:06,288 --> 00:41:09,374 It's a flaw you need therapist! 407 00:41:11,835 --> 00:41:14,797 will revive you a cup of coffee! 408 00:41:16,215 --> 00:41:18,175 GO HERE! 409 00:42:06,849 --> 00:42:08,267 Wait. 410 00:42:18,068 --> 00:42:20,779 I'm sorry but this is a robbery. 411 00:42:24,616 --> 00:42:28,370 What's wrong with you? Give me the bag! 412 00:42:32,291 --> 00:42:34,251 Are you out of your mind? 413 00:42:41,216 --> 00:42:43,093 Oh, well, stop! Grab it! 414 00:42:43,218 --> 00:42:44,887 Where did you go! 415 00:42:44,970 --> 00:42:47,764 Grab it! Well, stop, please! 416 00:42:47,848 --> 00:42:52,686 Grab it! Grab him! You can't do that... 417 00:42:57,357 --> 00:42:58,567 You can't... 418 00:43:56,125 --> 00:43:58,919 Do you want to come to me? I have a telephone at home! 419 00:43:59,044 --> 00:44:01,755 Apartment very close. 420 00:44:15,686 --> 00:44:19,815 You... are not the same Mr. Smith, who called me this morning? 421 00:44:46,175 --> 00:44:49,094 IN CASE OF EMERGENCY CALL: 911 FREE CALL 422 00:44:59,771 --> 00:45:01,356 Hello? 423 00:45:03,484 --> 00:45:04,735 RUN... 424 00:45:04,776 --> 00:45:06,069 TO YOURSELF... 425 00:45:06,153 --> 00:45:07,404 HOME. 426 00:46:35,826 --> 00:46:37,494 Mr. Smith? 427 00:46:38,912 --> 00:46:39,997 Oh yes. 428 00:46:41,498 --> 00:46:45,377 I made greasy calls because I'm a freak. 429 00:46:45,461 --> 00:46:48,172 So classic scumbag. 430 00:46:48,255 --> 00:46:51,258 Well, when did I realize this?.. 431 00:46:51,341 --> 00:46:53,969 Even when I was in school. 432 00:46:54,052 --> 00:46:58,682 Well, there... in my nose I liked poking around. 433 00:46:58,807 --> 00:47:01,768 Yes, I loved playing with ****. 434 00:47:01,852 --> 00:47:05,189 In short, put them in your pocket dialed... 435 00:47:05,314 --> 00:47:11,403 And somewhere... in an hour of doing nothing... like, in Spanish class... 436 00:47:11,528 --> 00:47:14,823 I sculpted a whole ball **** in your pants pocket. 437 00:47:14,948 --> 00:47:19,453 I'm just in his fingers rolled... 438 00:47:19,536 --> 00:47:21,830 such fun. 439 00:47:21,872 --> 00:47:25,000 I had fun fun even... 440 00:47:25,083 --> 00:47:27,628 although it seems like some kind of game. 441 00:47:27,711 --> 00:47:33,342 And also... I had a pencil, I bought it with my own. 442 00:47:33,425 --> 00:47:35,135 It was a hit then. 443 00:47:35,219 --> 00:47:39,139 All the boys had one like this You can write with it underwater. 444 00:47:39,223 --> 00:47:42,476 I took mine to school toilet... 445 00:47:42,559 --> 00:47:46,855 and wrote the names of the girls there, right in the toilet. 446 00:47:46,939 --> 00:47:49,608 So you'll wash the hell away. Cool pencil! 447 00:47:49,691 --> 00:47:51,944 Sorry, I got lost. 448 00:47:52,903 --> 00:48:00,035 In short, until I finished school, I didn't make calls... 449 00:48:00,119 --> 00:48:03,872 It started with me being stupid flipped through the telephone directory, 450 00:48:03,997 --> 00:48:07,876 and I have the same last name I liked it. 451 00:48:07,918 --> 00:48:11,296 No, really, it's kind of funny there was a surname... 452 00:48:11,421 --> 00:48:16,385 Sorry, I forgot... I thought, let me ring it. 453 00:48:16,468 --> 00:48:18,762 Well, it seems harmless prank... 454 00:48:18,887 --> 00:48:21,974 It's not me that reference book came up with... 455 00:48:22,141 --> 00:48:26,478 In short, I’m calling, wondering about something. I feel like they're going to hang up... 456 00:48:26,603 --> 00:48:28,814 And I'm like: “Pick your cheek!” 457 00:48:28,856 --> 00:48:30,858 And at the other end: “What?” 458 00:48:32,568 --> 00:48:35,362 But they themselves... don’t hang up the pipe. 459 00:48:35,445 --> 00:48:38,740 Then I tell them again: “Dick over your shoulder!” 460 00:48:39,491 --> 00:48:42,202 And they are like this: “Oh... How can that be?” 461 00:48:42,327 --> 00:48:47,082 And then something came over me, I told them ****. 462 00:48:47,166 --> 00:48:50,878 It feels like they liked it. Otherwise, why didn’t they throw in the pipe? 463 00:48:51,003 --> 00:48:54,923 Well, I dumped a bucket of shit, everything I knew. Complete game! 464 00:48:55,007 --> 00:48:57,718 That's how it started... 465 00:48:57,801 --> 00:48:59,887 And then every evening let's go... 466 00:49:00,012 --> 00:49:04,224 immediately after the news program I called someone. 467 00:49:04,308 --> 00:49:08,019 I soon realized that they could detect me like this... 468 00:49:08,054 --> 00:49:10,022 and started calling from a payphone... 469 00:49:10,105 --> 00:49:12,765 I just locked myself in a booth I was flipping through the directory... 470 00:49:12,849 --> 00:49:18,280 and sent anyone anywhere, for example ****. 471 00:49:18,405 --> 00:49:25,037 Anyway, one day the cops caught me, They took me to the police station, they fucked me up... 472 00:49:25,245 --> 00:49:27,206 Actually, I... 473 00:49:27,331 --> 00:49:32,711 I have nothing against cops I always respected them, but... 474 00:49:32,795 --> 00:49:35,990 then I'm hard got off. 475 00:49:37,216 --> 00:49:43,889 The nose was almost... completely torn off, so from then on I stopped. 476 00:49:43,972 --> 00:49:48,936 Why don't I, I found others entertainment, let's say... 477 00:49:49,019 --> 00:49:52,940 I run through the streets at night and fart... 478 00:49:53,065 --> 00:49:56,485 And most importantly, it's fun and no harm. 479 00:49:56,568 --> 00:49:59,947 Small correction and here it is happiness. 480 00:50:03,951 --> 00:50:06,578 Not ecstasy yet, but... 481 00:50:22,553 --> 00:50:24,805 From the outside I Do I look weird? 482 00:50:26,181 --> 00:50:28,350 No, no I wouldn't say. 483 00:50:28,475 --> 00:50:31,186 You never know who has what hobby? 484 00:50:32,187 --> 00:50:34,606 There are no injuries on my face. 485 00:50:34,731 --> 00:50:37,734 However, it's hard for me to watch into the eyes of the interlocutor. 486 00:50:37,860 --> 00:50:41,822 - Why not dark glasses? - I'm a theatergoer... 487 00:50:42,322 --> 00:50:45,200 Of course, everyone your style. 488 00:50:45,242 --> 00:50:48,328 So, Was it you who called me? 489 00:50:55,461 --> 00:50:58,297 I will say without further ado: "Yes!" 490 00:50:58,881 --> 00:51:02,134 - Yes, it was me. - Wow! 491 00:51:02,217 --> 00:51:06,430 Can you expand the introduction? prepare me a little? 492 00:51:09,224 --> 00:51:11,935 My calls - this is a sweet sin... 493 00:51:12,895 --> 00:51:14,855 Will you ever forget this? 494 00:51:14,938 --> 00:51:17,774 Resistance no use. 495 00:51:18,650 --> 00:51:23,405 I've honed my skills to sky-high heights. 496 00:51:23,530 --> 00:51:25,866 From now on I... 497 00:51:25,908 --> 00:51:27,826 if I want... 498 00:51:28,744 --> 00:51:32,623 I can seduce myself president... 499 00:51:32,790 --> 00:51:35,751 his wife, children... 500 00:51:36,543 --> 00:51:38,253 grandparents. 501 00:51:38,837 --> 00:51:42,424 Although... for a politician I have zero ambition. 502 00:51:45,653 --> 00:51:49,407 First thing every morning I am preparing breakfast for my wife. 503 00:51:49,490 --> 00:51:51,784 Bob is my husband's name. 504 00:51:51,867 --> 00:51:54,245 I make strong coffee how he loves... 505 00:51:54,370 --> 00:51:57,623 so that he would cheer up and be in good shape. 506 00:51:57,706 --> 00:52:01,043 When he leaves I clean up washing the dishes... 507 00:52:01,127 --> 00:52:04,213 I make the bed, everything is as usual. And every morning... 508 00:52:04,338 --> 00:52:07,800 I turn on the TV and watching "Summer Semester". 509 00:52:07,883 --> 00:52:14,265 Every Monday, Wednesday and Friday at 10:00 I have painting courses, I paint with paints. 510 00:52:14,390 --> 00:52:19,311 After lunch, around two or three, I usually I return home and put on my robe. 511 00:52:19,395 --> 00:52:21,147 I need to relax. 512 00:52:21,313 --> 00:52:24,567 In short, I take **** banana and put it between my legs. 513 00:52:24,650 --> 00:52:28,195 I squeeze him with my thighs so that everything inside gets wet. 514 00:52:28,279 --> 00:52:31,031 I fall on the sofa I caress myself for a while. 515 00:52:31,115 --> 00:52:33,659 And now I’m already squealing and I purr with pleasure... 516 00:52:33,784 --> 00:52:36,495 like an excited cat. 517 00:52:36,579 --> 00:52:39,123 The moment comes when the banana is still in me... 518 00:52:39,248 --> 00:52:42,084 and I pick up the phone and call the one who is at work now? 519 00:52:42,209 --> 00:52:47,423 I ask about his farm, how much it’s big or, I don’t know, long. 520 00:52:47,506 --> 00:52:49,383 And then I cum. 521 00:52:49,467 --> 00:52:51,177 Then cleaning again... 522 00:52:51,260 --> 00:52:55,056 I'm waiting for Bob to get home from work will return. 523 00:52:57,516 --> 00:52:59,810 I value my reputation. 524 00:53:00,644 --> 00:53:06,609 They say about me: “He and the fire tower She’ll seduce if she has ears!” 525 00:53:06,692 --> 00:53:10,738 - This is impossible! - Oh yes, you can’t sew your ears... 526 00:53:10,821 --> 00:53:12,114 It's a pity. 527 00:53:16,494 --> 00:53:19,622 It was impossible for you refuse. 528 00:53:19,705 --> 00:53:23,584 You begged so much for I'm here. 529 00:53:23,667 --> 00:53:26,337 I don't remember what I had to do begging for a long time. 530 00:53:26,420 --> 00:53:29,548 Looks like you're bursting with thirst see me. 531 00:53:29,715 --> 00:53:31,675 And you still have to do this. 532 00:53:32,968 --> 00:53:35,763 Stop... I can already see you. 533 00:53:35,888 --> 00:53:37,723 No, I'm talking about something more serious inspection! 534 00:53:37,890 --> 00:53:42,228 I want you to study me like a subway map! 535 00:53:52,488 --> 00:53:56,867 All I can do... This is a powerful speech. 536 00:53:59,161 --> 00:54:01,414 How often do you call ladies? 537 00:54:07,712 --> 00:54:09,839 Four times a night. 538 00:54:10,631 --> 00:54:15,177 I have a five-day week. About a thousand calls a year. 539 00:54:15,261 --> 00:54:19,056 Vacation is usually two weeks: I'm going fishing. 540 00:54:19,181 --> 00:54:21,976 Fishing - my secret passion. 541 00:54:22,059 --> 00:54:25,354 A thousand calls a year that's so much! 542 00:54:25,479 --> 00:54:27,857 Well no, what are you... 543 00:54:28,649 --> 00:54:34,196 That's before when I was younger and started with half a turn... 544 00:54:35,322 --> 00:54:40,244 there were ten women a day and ten a night! 545 00:54:42,705 --> 00:54:44,957 Now I've settled down. 546 00:54:45,124 --> 00:54:48,085 Phone sex less expensive, right? 547 00:54:48,210 --> 00:54:50,588 That's why I'm calling. 548 00:54:52,465 --> 00:54:54,216 Some people are cured by booze... 549 00:54:54,341 --> 00:54:55,843 others - smoking... 550 00:54:56,594 --> 00:55:01,932 - The tube saves me. - And for me - depraved books! 551 00:55:03,517 --> 00:55:06,604 I knew it that they heal. 552 00:55:10,649 --> 00:55:15,112 - Can I call you by name? - Yes, sure! 553 00:55:15,196 --> 00:55:17,573 How should I contact you? 554 00:55:19,450 --> 00:55:21,077 Mr. Smith. 555 00:55:23,662 --> 00:55:28,167 Sorry for the formalism - For now we will keep our distance. 556 00:55:28,292 --> 00:55:30,378 I don't mind at all! 557 00:55:30,461 --> 00:55:32,755 I can suggest something good porno reading! 558 00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:34,632 No, thanks. 559 00:55:35,841 --> 00:55:36,685 I don't like books. 560 00:55:39,580 --> 00:55:43,584 Mom never gave smell her panties. 561 00:55:47,171 --> 00:55:49,840 When I was eight... 562 00:55:51,008 --> 00:55:53,010 and I went to school... 563 00:55:54,136 --> 00:55:57,056 there was a girl in class named Betty Ann. 564 00:55:58,390 --> 00:56:02,978 Her whole face was covered large red eels. 565 00:56:06,732 --> 00:56:10,945 My dad... he looked like an animal... 566 00:56:12,363 --> 00:56:14,907 brutal, shaggy. 567 00:56:15,950 --> 00:56:20,955 However, this did not stop him... seduce sailors... 568 00:56:21,038 --> 00:56:23,999 and paint yourself French lipstick. 569 00:56:26,001 --> 00:56:28,796 When I eat spaghetti... 570 00:56:29,713 --> 00:56:31,799 My nose is running. 571 00:56:35,177 --> 00:56:38,430 It was the case, I swallowed a golf ball. 572 00:56:40,141 --> 00:56:43,310 Apparently, then I grew up. 573 00:56:44,562 --> 00:56:49,400 Never have my bowels been so didn't work hard. 574 00:56:51,068 --> 00:56:54,780 Incredibly difficult to explain people... 575 00:56:55,364 --> 00:56:59,034 why do I so often I sit on my thumb. 576 00:57:01,954 --> 00:57:06,250 So... as you can see... 577 00:57:07,334 --> 00:57:10,880 I don't need to do anything anymore obscene calls... 578 00:57:10,963 --> 00:57:14,216 from now on the brain works rational. 579 00:57:14,341 --> 00:57:17,720 Now I'm able realize... 580 00:57:17,803 --> 00:57:21,724 that it is not necessary to call at all girls and tell them... 581 00:57:21,807 --> 00:57:23,559 “Suck it, cunt!” 582 00:57:24,852 --> 00:57:30,566 I came to my senses and understood... what to say “Suck it, cunt!” it's a disease. 583 00:57:30,649 --> 00:57:33,444 Even thoughts like this Now I'm driving. 584 00:57:33,527 --> 00:57:36,113 Because thought is primary... 585 00:57:36,238 --> 00:57:38,783 and we must start with it. 586 00:57:47,625 --> 00:57:50,252 - Ask me why I’m here! - For what? 587 00:57:50,336 --> 00:57:52,004 I don’t understand it myself. 588 00:57:52,046 --> 00:57:54,924 People like me are afraid emerge from the darkness. 589 00:57:55,007 --> 00:57:58,260 This usually happens due to coercion. 590 00:57:58,427 --> 00:58:02,723 The clock says 03:32... Oh yeah... 591 00:58:03,849 --> 00:58:09,271 The perfect midnight moment vigils for the “person on the other side.” 592 00:58:09,355 --> 00:58:13,067 How do you manage to play with people? and not get rebuffed? 593 00:58:13,150 --> 00:58:17,404 - I don’t know myself, it just turns out that way. - Don't the ladies yell? 594 00:58:17,488 --> 00:58:18,864 They're still yelling... 595 00:58:19,615 --> 00:58:24,328 from extreme pleasure, and only at the very end of the conversation. 596 00:58:24,453 --> 00:58:25,955 But that’s not about that now. 597 00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:31,377 For people like me, the motive is delight, not ridicule. 598 00:58:31,460 --> 00:58:34,456 Newspapers, unfortunately, write about us horror stories... 599 00:58:34,556 --> 00:58:38,349 It's the fault of crooks and mediocrities, koi flooded the market. 600 00:58:38,384 --> 00:58:40,636 Meanwhile, I have... 601 00:58:40,719 --> 00:58:42,513 there were 30 permanent clients! 602 00:58:42,596 --> 00:58:46,100 Sorry if my question may seem stupid, but... 603 00:58:46,183 --> 00:58:49,186 you're somehow physical are you in contact with ladies? 604 00:58:49,270 --> 00:58:52,481 Some kind of body contact present? 605 00:58:55,067 --> 00:58:58,446 What the fuck are you doing? are you hinting?! 606 00:58:58,654 --> 00:59:01,282 What kind of “body contact”? 607 00:59:02,116 --> 00:59:05,077 I possessed thousands of females! 608 00:59:05,744 --> 00:59:13,586 In Brooklyn, the Bronx, in Manhattan and even Staten Island! 609 00:59:13,669 --> 00:59:18,090 I owned them in the best triplexes Sutton Place and the meanest ghettos! 610 00:59:18,132 --> 00:59:21,844 Ladies of all shapes, races, denominations and shades! 611 00:59:21,969 --> 00:59:25,890 Put them together, you'll get them the whole block! 612 00:59:26,557 --> 00:59:30,978 How can an ordinary man boast about the same? 613 00:59:31,103 --> 00:59:35,107 Can a commoner master the lady's mind is so... 614 00:59:35,191 --> 00:59:37,026 how can I do this? 615 00:59:37,109 --> 00:59:41,614 How can simple “skin contact” replace power over nature? 616 00:59:42,198 --> 00:59:46,243 Total power undivided! 617 00:59:47,286 --> 00:59:50,456 Nothing compares to her! 618 00:59:53,667 --> 00:59:56,086 Who would have thought. 619 00:59:59,924 --> 01:00:03,135 Sorry, this topic always bothers me so turns on... 620 01:00:03,219 --> 01:00:04,428 Nothing. 621 01:00:05,012 --> 01:00:06,847 Do you call schoolgirls? 622 01:00:12,853 --> 01:00:16,941 I gave up with nymphets somewhere a month ago. 623 01:00:23,489 --> 01:00:24,657 Hello? 624 01:00:24,740 --> 01:00:28,494 They need nothing at all first the introduction: “Hi, how are you?” 625 01:00:28,577 --> 01:00:31,539 “I must have the wrong number!” With these introductory... 626 01:00:31,622 --> 01:00:36,836 you can invent anything: that you are a star football player, two meters tall... 627 01:00:36,919 --> 01:00:41,215 sophisticated poet, old good teacher or someone else. 628 01:00:41,340 --> 01:00:45,553 They will come to your aid every day practice and length of service. 629 01:00:45,636 --> 01:00:48,806 God, but this call from a stranger! 630 01:00:49,640 --> 01:00:51,183 Look! 631 01:00:51,308 --> 01:00:53,936 Look how she's shaking. 632 01:00:54,019 --> 01:00:56,355 She is as tender as a bud. 633 01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:59,024 But she's attracted to the big guy athlete... 634 01:00:59,108 --> 01:01:02,611 shod in heavy dirty boots. 635 01:01:02,778 --> 01:01:07,074 Right now... I'm describing deltoids... 636 01:01:07,199 --> 01:01:10,619 about which you can Chop nuts. 637 01:01:12,079 --> 01:01:14,457 Wow, say it again! 638 01:01:15,124 --> 01:01:19,253 Bells to schoolgirls - that's it, passing hobby. 639 01:01:19,336 --> 01:01:21,714 So, after a hundred I stopped... 640 01:01:21,797 --> 01:01:25,050 and switched for mature content. 641 01:01:25,134 --> 01:01:27,845 You can't get these off the shelf. 642 01:01:30,139 --> 01:01:32,224 What turns them on? 643 01:01:32,349 --> 01:01:34,310 Extravagant passion! 644 01:01:34,435 --> 01:01:39,023 For such cases there is an image a frail pensioner... 645 01:01:39,106 --> 01:01:42,485 who only has one left working muscle. 646 01:01:42,568 --> 01:01:49,200 Sometimes their reaction is full of courage, inherent in expensive whores. 647 01:01:49,325 --> 01:01:51,160 Mister... 648 01:01:52,077 --> 01:01:55,831 ...you are a born speaker! 649 01:01:57,625 --> 01:02:02,129 I really want you to ring my best friend! 650 01:02:02,254 --> 01:02:03,714 Why else? 651 01:02:03,839 --> 01:02:07,635 Previously I only listened, but now I want to see. 652 01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:12,056 Well... it's extravagant but why not. 653 01:02:32,118 --> 01:02:32,952 Hello? 654 01:02:49,385 --> 01:02:50,761 Who is this? 655 01:02:59,145 --> 01:03:00,271 Oh, it's you!.. 656 01:03:05,860 --> 01:03:11,407 If you're thinking... of doing something with me, what he did with his girlfriend... 657 01:03:12,199 --> 01:03:13,200 Fire! Fire! 658 01:03:13,784 --> 01:03:14,994 Fire! 659 01:03:17,371 --> 01:03:18,289 Fire! 660 01:03:24,462 --> 01:03:25,921 Wow! 661 01:03:37,558 --> 01:03:39,977 Let me... see you. 662 01:03:42,021 --> 01:03:45,649 Say the magic word. 663 01:04:11,592 --> 01:04:13,219 Well please... 664 01:04:23,229 --> 01:04:25,815 How did you decide for me? open up? 665 01:04:27,399 --> 01:04:31,487 Just six years ago I was braver than a lion. 666 01:04:31,612 --> 01:04:34,698 Brave warrior, fighter... 667 01:04:34,824 --> 01:04:36,325 crusher. 668 01:04:36,492 --> 01:04:40,704 A true patriot with the rank of captain. 669 01:04:40,788 --> 01:04:43,874 Beat the Reds crashed left and right. 670 01:04:43,958 --> 01:04:47,253 He deserved the order and new titles. 671 01:04:47,419 --> 01:04:49,380 Looked like a cucumber. 672 01:04:49,463 --> 01:04:53,759 Although I'm not a fagot but he was... like a cucumber. 673 01:04:54,426 --> 01:04:57,513 You know, the right ones facial features... 674 01:04:57,596 --> 01:05:00,224 stern look open look. 675 01:05:00,307 --> 01:05:03,227 On the forehead there seems to be an inscription: “Don’t get involved, he’ll kill you!” 676 01:05:03,894 --> 01:05:05,396 For the soldiers... 677 01:05:05,479 --> 01:05:08,149 I was almost a god. 678 01:05:08,190 --> 01:05:13,404 Of course, I have been cruel to others, but overall fair. 679 01:05:13,487 --> 01:05:17,616 I could understand otherwise and console. 680 01:05:17,700 --> 01:05:21,537 One cute little soldier I was twitching like that under artillery fire... 681 01:05:21,662 --> 01:05:24,874 that I punched him in the face and kicked him in the stomach and yelled right in my ear: 682 01:05:24,957 --> 01:05:28,377 “Don’t piss, bitch, It’s not evening yet!” 683 01:05:28,502 --> 01:05:30,379 “We’ll give them a hard time!” 684 01:05:32,214 --> 01:05:34,049 And after... 685 01:05:34,133 --> 01:05:35,426 I kissed him. 686 01:05:35,551 --> 01:05:37,720 Not like a fagot... 687 01:05:37,845 --> 01:05:42,308 but from the heart... passionately... like a man can kiss a brother. 688 01:05:42,391 --> 01:05:45,603 I succeeded in everything. 689 01:05:45,728 --> 01:05:49,231 All state media they were talking about me... 690 01:05:49,398 --> 01:05:52,067 as a guy who will fight back... 691 01:05:52,151 --> 01:05:55,905 to any fucking bastard, which destroyed the foundations. 692 01:05:55,988 --> 01:06:02,495 Once, speaking on a talk show on the central channel with all my awards and orders... 693 01:06:02,536 --> 01:06:06,332 I turned around sharply and said directly to the camera: 694 01:06:07,291 --> 01:06:11,378 “Just know that there are a lot of problems is not yet a reason...” 695 01:06:11,462 --> 01:06:14,465 Directly pointed his finger at the lens: “No reason!..” 696 01:06:14,590 --> 01:06:18,886 “...to solve them with the hands of those who cares." 697 01:06:19,011 --> 01:06:25,059 “Those who are not with us. Those who cannot even be called people.” 698 01:06:26,227 --> 01:06:28,604 I rounded everything out well! 699 01:06:28,729 --> 01:06:32,441 The hall burst into applause, even the cameraman was clapping his hands! 700 01:06:32,608 --> 01:06:36,737 I will say without hiding: I was bursting with pride. 701 01:06:37,905 --> 01:06:41,075 You tore everyone apart like a pitbull! 702 01:06:41,200 --> 01:06:43,702 Then I respected family foundations. 703 01:06:43,869 --> 01:06:47,414 I was married to the lady of my heart named Mary. 704 01:06:47,581 --> 01:06:51,919 I had a rosy-cheeked son named Freddy. 705 01:06:52,044 --> 01:06:56,298 Mary, Freddie and me... perfect family... 706 01:06:56,465 --> 01:07:01,846 - What next? - One day I was mowing the lawn. 707 01:07:01,929 --> 01:07:03,889 As always, on Sundays. 708 01:07:04,014 --> 01:07:06,934 It's like meditation relaxes. 709 01:07:07,017 --> 01:07:09,562 That day our dog Fred... 710 01:07:09,645 --> 01:07:13,441 We purposely named our son Freddie, and the dog Fred, you know? 711 01:07:13,482 --> 01:07:14,817 It seems so. 712 01:07:14,900 --> 01:07:19,530 So, our dog Fred, while I was mowing, loved to bite my heels. 713 01:07:19,613 --> 01:07:23,159 And that day we were visited two high government officials... 714 01:07:23,242 --> 01:07:26,245 to persuade me fly into space. 715 01:07:26,328 --> 01:07:30,124 We want to persuade you fly into space! 716 01:07:30,207 --> 01:07:35,588 I loved the stars so much that he almost jumped with delight. 717 01:07:46,223 --> 01:07:48,976 Government officials were aware of everything. 718 01:07:49,059 --> 01:07:52,313 Aware that once a week I have a mowing... 719 01:07:52,396 --> 01:07:55,483 and that Mary got me for it praises once a week. 720 01:07:55,649 --> 01:07:57,902 Amazing people! 721 01:07:58,027 --> 01:08:00,404 Not even a mouse can escape them. 722 01:08:00,529 --> 01:08:05,159 Well, how could I refuse? from space flights? 723 01:08:05,242 --> 01:08:08,662 Moreover, otherwise, everything would They decided I was a fagot! 724 01:08:08,788 --> 01:08:12,249 So I kissed goodbye Mary, Freddie and Freda... 725 01:08:12,333 --> 01:08:16,212 and hurried to Cape Kennedy - in those years it was called Cape Canaveral. 726 01:08:16,295 --> 01:08:22,468 I figured this was the beginning the legendary ascent to Olympus. 727 01:08:22,593 --> 01:08:27,640 Every night, looking at the stars, I clenched my fists. 728 01:08:27,765 --> 01:08:31,018 I wanted to rush there and conquer the universe! 729 01:08:31,143 --> 01:08:35,064 Not for the sake of the country's prestige - Me too, they found the reason... 730 01:08:35,147 --> 01:08:38,859 I was rushing upward for dinner parties, loud parades... 731 01:08:38,943 --> 01:08:41,320 and celebrations in my honor! 732 01:08:41,445 --> 01:08:45,449 I believed that I would become a star it was so exciting. 733 01:08:45,533 --> 01:08:49,954 I wanted to be wanted for everyone! 734 01:08:50,955 --> 01:08:52,665 Morally... (“Brave boy!”) 735 01:08:52,748 --> 01:08:55,126 ...I was ready to start. (“A real man!”) 736 01:08:55,209 --> 01:08:58,472 There's only one test left to pass... (“Isn’t this too much?”) 737 01:08:58,507 --> 01:09:00,567 ...test for weightlessness. ("He's so cute!") 738 01:09:00,602 --> 01:09:02,466 I put on a suit... 739 01:09:02,633 --> 01:09:05,469 and shook hands with everyone: the generals, scientists... 740 01:09:05,553 --> 01:09:08,139 journalists, bureaucrats. 741 01:09:08,264 --> 01:09:11,600 Some people noticed that I was tense and let the winds fly. 742 01:09:11,684 --> 01:09:13,894 I owe it to everyone apologize. 743 01:09:14,019 --> 01:09:18,232 Giving everyone air kisses, I crawled into the pressure chamber. 744 01:09:18,357 --> 01:09:22,319 She copied the capsule exactly for flights into space. 745 01:09:22,361 --> 01:09:25,698 NASA workers turned a couple of pens... 746 01:09:25,781 --> 01:09:33,205 I felt that I was becoming lighter and lighter, until my feet left the floor completely. 747 01:09:33,289 --> 01:09:39,170 Everyone was watching as I float head down. 748 01:09:39,336 --> 01:09:46,844 And I was in seventh heaven. Oh, how everything sparkled and sparkled! 749 01:09:46,927 --> 01:09:50,681 Numbers and wheels flashed, balls, buttons... 750 01:09:50,806 --> 01:09:55,811 monitor windows, It’s like I’m in the Land of Unseen Toys. 751 01:09:55,895 --> 01:09:58,063 And so I spun... 752 01:09:58,147 --> 01:10:03,277 twitching with the whole body, as if wild crucian... 753 01:10:03,360 --> 01:10:07,114 in a saucepan with jelly that has not yet hardened. 754 01:10:07,198 --> 01:10:12,036 I used to think that he is aware of all carnal pleasures. 755 01:10:12,161 --> 01:10:18,542 However, there, in the pressure chamber, there were a couple of wonderful moments... 756 01:10:19,376 --> 01:10:26,675 when I experienced cosmic orgasm. 757 01:10:26,759 --> 01:10:30,554 And suddenly a voice pulled me back commander. 758 01:10:30,638 --> 01:10:32,932 Pilot, take yourself in your hands! 759 01:10:33,516 --> 01:10:36,685 I woke up instantly came to my senses 760 01:10:36,769 --> 01:10:41,649 put on a spacesuit so no one would see my blissful smile. 761 01:10:42,691 --> 01:10:49,323 Connection check: 4... 3... 2... 1... 762 01:10:49,949 --> 01:10:52,660 Connection established. 763 01:10:52,785 --> 01:10:58,749 And then a message came, which I still hear in my dreams. 764 01:10:58,833 --> 01:11:03,003 What detail do you need? should I explore first? 765 01:11:03,087 --> 01:11:05,339 I said, “Wait a minute!” 766 01:11:06,090 --> 01:11:11,220 “Something has been waiting for a long time my research..." 767 01:11:11,303 --> 01:11:15,057 Airy, intoxicating... 768 01:11:15,850 --> 01:11:19,687 ... rosy, invigorating... 769 01:11:20,354 --> 01:11:22,106 ...sticking out... 770 01:11:22,982 --> 01:11:24,150 ...BOOB!.. 771 01:11:24,233 --> 01:11:25,568 ...BOOB... 772 01:11:26,026 --> 01:11:27,361 ...BOOB... 773 01:11:27,820 --> 01:11:29,071 ...BOOB... 774 01:11:29,572 --> 01:11:30,823 ...BOOB... 775 01:11:31,365 --> 01:11:32,616 ...BOOB... 776 01:11:33,075 --> 01:11:34,368 ...boob... 777 01:11:34,827 --> 01:11:36,078 ...boob... 778 01:11:36,620 --> 01:11:37,830 ...boob... 779 01:11:38,372 --> 01:11:39,623 ...boob... 780 01:11:40,040 --> 01:11:41,167 ...boob... 781 01:11:41,584 --> 01:11:42,960 ...boob... 782 01:11:43,461 --> 01:11:44,879 ...boob... 783 01:11:47,965 --> 01:11:50,843 Tongue tangled I became uncontrollable. 784 01:11:50,968 --> 01:11:54,680 The experiment was terminated and I was sent away to rest and wait for further instructions. 785 01:11:54,763 --> 01:11:59,727 Later, NASA psychologists conducted another several shock tests. 786 01:11:59,894 --> 01:12:02,021 The result was always the same: 787 01:12:02,188 --> 01:12:06,233 weightlessness makes me insane. 788 01:12:06,942 --> 01:12:12,698 My psyche turned out to be unfit, to represent the power in orbit. 789 01:12:12,782 --> 01:12:15,576 Incident from the public was hidden. 790 01:12:15,701 --> 01:12:19,955 I'm back in Mary's arms Freddy and Freda... 791 01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:22,374 to live as I lived, further. 792 01:12:22,500 --> 01:12:26,170 At first everything went like clockwork. It's a shame it didn't last long. 793 01:12:26,295 --> 01:12:29,131 A week later I tried organize a picnic. 794 01:12:29,156 --> 01:12:30,470 Darling, maybe we can arrange it "picnic"? 795 01:12:30,471 --> 01:12:33,928 That was our code word so as not to embarrass Freddie. 796 01:12:34,011 --> 01:12:37,932 I puffed... as hard as I could, but all to no avail. 797 01:12:38,057 --> 01:12:42,436 Complete failure... I apologized turned away and fell asleep. 798 01:12:42,520 --> 01:12:44,730 I have become different! 799 01:12:44,814 --> 01:12:48,734 Nothing traditional from now on It didn't excite me. 800 01:12:50,277 --> 01:12:55,407 The next Sunday I realized that Mowing is no longer relaxing. 801 01:12:55,491 --> 01:12:59,537 On the contrary, the longer I mowed, the more irritated I became. 802 01:12:59,662 --> 01:13:02,206 Fred, as always, bit by the heels. 803 01:13:02,373 --> 01:13:05,751 It was a wonderful day but the little bastard didn't let up. 804 01:13:05,793 --> 01:13:08,045 I turned off the lawnmower... 805 01:13:08,129 --> 01:13:12,925 grabbed the toothy asshole by the scruff of the neck and gave a decent kick. 806 01:13:13,008 --> 01:13:16,011 Having flown nine meters, he almost died. 807 01:13:16,095 --> 01:13:20,266 I realized that family life gave a crack. 808 01:13:20,349 --> 01:13:22,893 Mary screamed clasping his hands. 809 01:13:23,018 --> 01:13:24,645 I looked at my son... 810 01:13:24,687 --> 01:13:27,356 he seems to have decided that they'll kick him next... 811 01:13:27,398 --> 01:13:29,400 and pointed a gun at me. 812 01:13:29,442 --> 01:13:32,736 I hurried into the house to call veterinarian 813 01:13:32,820 --> 01:13:36,240 But while a friend was dialing number... 814 01:13:36,323 --> 01:13:39,118 the crazy thing dawned on me thought. 815 01:13:41,815 --> 01:13:43,441 We start on command "motor". 816 01:13:43,525 --> 01:13:47,404 Try to be a little this time more passionate, okay? 817 01:13:47,529 --> 01:13:49,406 Get ready! Motor! 818 01:13:49,531 --> 01:13:52,576 Make dirty calls only a sick person can! 819 01:13:52,701 --> 01:13:54,286 If you have one in mind... 820 01:13:54,369 --> 01:13:58,957 you may decide that his calls innocent prank. 821 01:13:59,082 --> 01:14:01,334 The hell with it This is already an article! 822 01:14:01,459 --> 01:14:04,629 Namely, the addition to the 1st section... 823 01:14:04,713 --> 01:14:08,967 articles No. 240/30 New York City Penal Code. 824 01:14:09,050 --> 01:14:11,970 Congress passed the amendment for the detention of persons... 825 01:14:12,095 --> 01:14:14,139 committing obscene calls... 826 01:14:14,306 --> 01:14:17,684 for up to six months. 827 01:14:17,767 --> 01:14:21,479 To attract them so far has been almost unreal. 828 01:14:21,605 --> 01:14:23,815 But everything is changing! 829 01:14:23,915 --> 01:14:26,568 We have started introducing new telephone circuits... 830 01:14:26,651 --> 01:14:30,614 which work as for calling, and for identification. 831 01:14:30,697 --> 01:14:33,825 By interrupting the connection, the criminal will stay on line. 832 01:14:33,992 --> 01:14:38,955 So the victim may not hang for the time being tube to keep the villain on the hook. 833 01:14:39,039 --> 01:14:41,374 No matter how you try... 834 01:14:41,458 --> 01:14:45,879 calling again, you will come to us! 835 01:14:45,962 --> 01:14:48,465 I realized that this was the way out. 836 01:14:48,548 --> 01:14:52,969 And instead of calling the vet for the sake of healing a worthless creature... 837 01:14:53,053 --> 01:14:57,516 I closed my eyes and dialed the number at random. 838 01:14:57,682 --> 01:15:02,562 It seemed like I was flying through myriads shining constellations! 839 01:15:02,687 --> 01:15:06,233 The first place I went to There was a “Sport-master” store. 840 01:15:06,358 --> 01:15:08,026 I reset the number and dialed again. 841 01:15:08,151 --> 01:15:11,488 After a couple of misfires A female voice answered me. 842 01:15:11,613 --> 01:15:13,907 (“Hello, who is this?”) And I started broadcasting... 843 01:15:13,990 --> 01:15:15,659 (“Who are you?”) I spoke on a whim... 844 01:15:15,784 --> 01:15:17,953 If only she didn't hang up. 845 01:15:18,078 --> 01:15:21,081 When suddenly Mary came in with a crying Freddie in his arms. 846 01:15:21,206 --> 01:15:25,085 She cried too, I lost track conversation and interrupted the call. 847 01:15:25,252 --> 01:15:27,963 It was my first call. 848 01:15:28,129 --> 01:15:32,425 Oh, how I longed continuations! 849 01:15:33,093 --> 01:15:35,554 Now we are working over voice recording! 850 01:15:35,679 --> 01:15:38,515 Electronic model specific timbre! 851 01:15:38,598 --> 01:15:41,768 It's the same thing that fingerprints. 852 01:15:41,893 --> 01:15:44,855 By the sound we will determine who are you? 853 01:15:44,938 --> 01:15:47,858 So, no matter how you encrypt... 854 01:15:47,899 --> 01:15:50,986 we'll catch you. You can't hide from us! 855 01:15:51,152 --> 01:15:54,865 A complete purge is coming our society! 856 01:15:56,575 --> 01:15:59,244 After the first call there were more and more. 857 01:15:59,369 --> 01:16:04,666 Like a secret junkie whenever I could, I crept towards the machine wheel. 858 01:16:04,749 --> 01:16:07,002 At first the call was clear improvisation... 859 01:16:07,085 --> 01:16:10,672 I relied on my animal instinct. 860 01:16:10,755 --> 01:16:13,842 Over time I started filtering the market... 861 01:16:13,884 --> 01:16:15,927 and polish your technique. 862 01:16:16,052 --> 01:16:20,891 I figured out how to hold a lady voice within an hour! 863 01:16:21,016 --> 01:16:25,312 After triumphant victories they were waiting for me shame and contempt. 864 01:16:25,395 --> 01:16:27,105 The cops tracked me down. 865 01:16:27,189 --> 01:16:30,859 When Mary heard this, I almost cut off my tits. 866 01:16:30,984 --> 01:16:35,405 Ran away with Freddie and Fred and I got off with a fine. 867 01:16:35,447 --> 01:16:38,366 All alone without family and friends... 868 01:16:38,450 --> 01:16:43,288 I moved to New York to start a career here from scratch. 869 01:16:55,008 --> 01:16:57,719 Who did I talk to? 870 01:16:57,844 --> 01:17:02,098 But you were the first who recognized me. 871 01:17:03,475 --> 01:17:06,394 You are a unique creation! 872 01:17:07,229 --> 01:17:10,774 You yourself "unique creation" 873 01:17:11,900 --> 01:17:14,569 Well, that's it, the hour has struck. 874 01:17:14,653 --> 01:17:16,363 I am yours! 875 01:17:18,657 --> 01:17:22,786 Take all of me, I’ll say it even simpler: “Fry me, honey!” 876 01:17:27,624 --> 01:17:29,584 This is not possible. 877 01:17:33,880 --> 01:17:37,425 - It won't work that way. - Try it. 878 01:17:42,222 --> 01:17:44,808 We only have one way. 879 01:18:14,629 --> 01:18:15,422 Hello? 880 01:18:22,596 --> 01:18:24,181 Well, hello. 881 01:19:25,333 --> 01:19:27,285 WHAT A BULLSHIT 882 01:26:30,520 --> 01:26:43,995 translation: AKSENOVI(I) aka*liosaa